Some dick who performed that song you hated last summer.

whoops, this was supposed to go one down!

There's a channel full of videos where Caillou throws a tantrum, turns into a giant, and gets grounded. I should submit one.

You don't know how rough it is being grounded. With a Youtube Account a computer that's fast enough to run Goanimate. Fuck you mom and dad!

what the fuck am i watching

I have in fact seen this fishy mackrel thing on the tube. In concert where he hopped off the stage into the stands and all the women rushed him. I thought "well bro you're about to be torn apart" but instead they all tried to take pictures of themselves with him using their cell cameras. It was a weird and disturbing sight: a narcissist's pop panopticon. The performer just kind of disappeared entirely.

He's been on a Dr. Pepper commercial because he's one of a kind. Also he's like Harriet Tubman to the gays.

I was kinda seeing this girl who was going to Evergreen around the same time as Macklemore was, and he's a really down-to-earth person who just found success through a viral video about a Goodwill (I turned out going down to the Goodwill that day and you can kind of see me in the background because they needed an extra extra)

His success might piss off a lot of rappers who didn't get big through a novelty song (Das Racist anyone) but at least when I knew him he was amazingly cool.

I mean, as a Pacific Northwesterner, I feel kinda guilty about it but I can't name more than 2 Sir Mix A Lot songs off the top of my head that aren't "Baby Got Back" or "Put 'em On the Glass." And this is a guy who not only found success with "Baby Got Back" but also collaborated with Mudhoney in the same year.

Macklemore did kind of a dick move by texting Kendrick Lamar at the grammys something like "you deserved this more than I did" and then tweeted about texting it: It's kind of like "hey man sorry I won for this dumb song, now I'm going to let the world know that I did it." Salt on the wound if you ask me.

But in a world that is still fairly homophobic (I still can't get past Jay Z's dissing of Mobb Deep for being a "ballerina.." yes he was a classically-trained dancer but the obvious diss was that he's doing decidedly non-gangsterass shit while Jay Z was pushing weight at the same age, and shit like that is gay) has always bothered me, and the frequent use of "faggot." So while he's not gay himself, his condemnation of homophobia in the hip hop community means a lot to me and many of my gay friends, who still have a hill to climb before a rap battle isn't won by calling someone out as queer.

He offered to buy my coat too. It's this coat I found at a little store called June 3rd back in Madison. I bought all my clothes there so the owner was like "you can just have it" and it's kind of like the one he's wearing but white, and I said no. I kind of regret that decision.