Bort - 2014-05-07 Good kitty! We gotta find you a better owner.
memedumpster - 2014-05-07 This isn't Emerson, but pretty much just like my cat. If I give my large fluffy cat the wrong catfood, he attacks me. Now that the cat is pushing 16, I get less cuts and scratches.
Adham Nu'man - 2014-05-07 That guy doesn't have a handlebar or dali mustache, is not wearing a vest or a lumberjack shirt or a garishly eighties ultra-tight neon-colored t-shirt. There's also no indie music playing in the background or "ironic" posters anywhere.
The cat's name alone does not make him a hipster.
Also, 5 for asshole cat.
baleen - 2014-05-07 Based on the name of the cat and his shoes.
Anytime there's a hipsters tag in one of my posts it's almost always a joke about the people on this website.