Good kitty! We gotta find you a better owner.

This isn't Emerson, but pretty much just like my cat. If I give my large fluffy cat the wrong catfood, he attacks me. Now that the cat is pushing 16, I get less cuts and scratches.

That guy doesn't have a handlebar or dali mustache, is not wearing a vest or a lumberjack shirt or a garishly eighties ultra-tight neon-colored t-shirt. There's also no indie music playing in the background or "ironic" posters anywhere.

The cat's name alone does not make him a hipster.

Also, 5 for asshole cat.

Did he take in a feral cat?


Oh, 2005 called and it wants it aspect ratio back.

That cat is tired, so fucking tired of listening to that asshole singing.

5 for the cat. 0 for his douchenozzle owner.