Fill up huge cracks and holes with your caulk.

I hope he's marketing a line of hearing aids next.

This is the new Billy Mays. I always hated that damn Vince Offer and so did Billy. Phil Swift is awesome. He has a cannon and every commercial involves him boating.

he should have sealed the opening of that cannon, THAT would have been an impressive demo.

holy fuck

It's going to be sad when Chris Chan kills this dude; I'm glad he has a cannon for self-defense.

Haha. I see this on TV once in a while but usually sans volume. When did I start finding commercials and infomercials like these more interesting than regular TV?

Dear Henry,

I found a solution to the bucket problem.

Love,
Liza.

This makes me wonder if a parody of Mays has ever been done portraying him doing everyday things like reading a bedtime story, ordering drive thru, talking on the phone, having sex etc using that voice.