Plastic surgeons are the mad scientists of our age.
These guys supposed to look like other people?
She does look an awful lot like Sarah Lawrence College.
I tend to submit videos with religious/political evil content. But baleen always yanks me back to the true essence of this site.
it takes an evil shit to find evil shit
Go eat some boring food you boring twat.
How to make your face look like it hurts all of the time.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh man, when the terrible autotuning kicked in, I seriously started doubting that this wasn't a joke. These poor, broken broken people. Body dysmorphia is a horrifying disease.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
So much for the Hippocratic oath eh cosmetic surgeons?
One day, these people will be hailed as camp revolutionaries, artistic visionaries years ahead of their time.
That day is not today.
Possibly! I haven't been painting as much as I should; the cosplay jerks kinda wrecked my momentum, and now I'm busy working on a documentary soundtrack and helping a friend Kickstarter his children's book, but I'll put it on my list of things to get to, once the Bob's Burgers painting is out of the way.
This is "Why The Terrorist Hate Us"
Wait, you mean to tell me that ISN'T Justin Bieber!?
Part of me says "Well as long as they're happy with themselves that's all that matters" but that inner voice is being drown out by the one screaming "How much do you have to hate yourself to willingly pay someone to make you look like Justin Bieber?"
Can't it be both? They've got every right to do this to themselves, and if this is what makes them happy, then that's really all that matters. But they're still tragic clowns and you can still be disgusted with them, if that's what feels right to *you*.
I think the bitterest irony here is that these people were rather good looking to begin with. With Catman, for example, he was a recluse who wanted to turn himself into a hideous freak, and through plastic surgery he accomplished that goal. These people were fairly attractive socialtes who wanted to become even more beautiful, and wound up becoming lumpy monsters. What I'm wondering is, are they aware of the irony? Or do they genuinely believe they look"better" this way?
I think in an ideal world, what's on the outside would match what's on the inside. In this case, these good people have taken it upon themselves to correct natures mistakes and make the two identical. They are now exactly what you think they are.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
So apparently this Toby Sheldon guy is dead now.
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