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robots in disguise

HA! 5 for gun head!
NO wait!! 5 for dinorider!!!
damn this thing...
*****, I swear.

you don't HAVE to make a comment in order to rate something

These stars are for the robot with the beard(and I think cigar? I don't know)

Yeah, oddeye. I accidentally RATED without the COMMENT and the stars don't show.

Oscar Wildcat
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never ...HEY!!!!!!" Bang!

infinite zest
I've only seen the first one and it was only because one of our sister theatres played mainstream movies, so this, the Simpsons movie, Die Hard 4.. anyway they were all free for me so why not? I really liked the first Transformers. And that's coming from a kid who LOVED LOVED LOVED Transformers. I was also pretty high and had a few beers in my backpack, but I loved how cartoony it was and although it had the Michael Bay-esque aspects, they were done perfectly. I think this was around the same time we had Hot Fuzz playing, which parodies it perfectly. It was funny and stupid and kinda wonderful. I didn't see the second or third one, but DINOBOTS? Yes I will see this. I don't care if they can talk and start every sentence with "Me."

infinite zest
I also don't care if their heads don't change color constantly from yellow to grey, sometimes in the middle of combat.

✓ Marky Mark bringing bunches of funk
✓ No more Shart LaPunchMyFace!
✓ Action scenes that don't overload your visual cortex?!
✓ Optimus Prime in his original cabover form?
✓ Optimus Prime riding a fucking Dinobot wielding a fucking sword?!?

I think I actually want to watch this.
Transformers 2 was possibly the unwatchably-worst movie I've ever seen. It really shouldn't be that hard to make a fun movie about giant robots fighting and turning into cars. Here's hoping this will be at least worth pirating.

I remember when the first one came out, a friend of mine described the CGI battles between the transformers as like watching scrambled porn. I've yet to hear a more accurate description of these ghastly movies.

I would like to tip my hat to Bay for making Whalberg the new lead, though. He might have found a way to squeeze just a little more awfulness onto the screen.
I absolutely lived and breathed Transformers as a child, and as an "adult" I like a lot of bad movies for a lot of amazingly flimsy excuses hiding the fact I actually have no taste. So, when I see a Transformers trailer and my brain says "this movie sucks, skip it (see stock reason #353 #93 #26458 #879)" I am baffled. I want to love these movies. They are better than the cartoon that I will still watch to get a laugh once a decade, yet I can't extend it to this. I saw the first one and thought it was great for a Michael Bay movie, but it didn't transform and roll out my heart strings.

I really want to love these movies.
Kid Fenris
Did the characters ever call them "Transformers" in the older cartoons/comics/whatever? Didn't they just use "Autobot" and "Decepticon"?

That may seem a strange thing to notice, but it really jumped out at me in the trailer. It's like someone saying "I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars" in the middle of Return of the Jedi.
Jet Bin Fever
It's only a matter of time before these things get so unbelievably shitty as to stop being unwatchable shitty and become entertainingly terrible shitty again. I'm not saying I would ever give these things my money, though.
That guy
put a value on two hours of your life

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