Easily poeTV's worst theme week.
Nu'man's just bringing it back:
I've been saying "innocent dog of peace" ever since that video.
Actually, the term is older than that.
Years ago a couple of Sperglords were sperging up the comments with a highly "serious" pro and con circle jerk about the virtues and/or demerits of Pitbulls (very much like what is going on right now in the comments of other videos), so Frank Rizzo posted this video: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32223
haha. I was pretty much internet-less around that time. Bitbull.. also what'd baleen do as an artfagtoast to deserve such a tag? We should write a book.
That, I do not remember.
We also had a guy around here that went by the alias Alfred Shitcock who once admitted to fucking his dog. Hence the title of this video: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=60415 (you need to click on "original" to watch the video).
Good times. Good people.
Boy the way we click on Play,
Youtube clips, a hit parade.
Cat's like us, we had it made.
Those were the days.
And who knew who who was then?
Girls were boys and Men named Ken.
Mr. we could use a man like Alfred Shitcock again.
Didn't need no banner ads.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee Web one point oh ran great.
Those. Were. The DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a video I was trying to submit where a cat jumps in and gets a pitbull off a small child. It said it was already submitted but I haven't seen it.
some dogs are pathetically stupid, many are inbred, all are innocent beasts, and all have an undeniable core of the wild wolf within that no amount of selective mating can fully eliminate, as really all dog "tameness" is is markedly reduced cortisol levels, a factor that we all know is greatly influenced by the environment. They have confused emotions, but act with full conviction, fully convinced they are doing the right thing. They are victims of miscommunication, etc, etc, etc.
....and some are bred to be killing machines.
ask yourself this. would you let your dog fire a pistol?
It'll end up something like this.
|Oscar Wildcat |
A star for every shot.
I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!
Glad I didn't have those "helpful" people trying to save me. I am suprised the woman isn't dead. If those dogs had gone full out she would have been with the piddly ass attempt at a rescue those fucks put it.
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