I like how his little montage of facts on the internet is probably just him taping it on his phone or something. Very professional. Then again I kind of remember I need to buy cleaning supplies. That Mr. Clean Magic Eraser does miracles. Also Janet Reno you just got called out, probably for the first time since 1990s SNL. What say you now Janet Reno?

You know when you have a friend who is really bad at accents because they only have one affectation. Like people who don't change their voice at all when they put on "Chinese" accents, they just say "Herro," or when they do English accents they just emphasize the words like bloke and cheerio?

Something about "A third of those who develop symptoms DAGH from it," reminded me of people like that.

Hitler would have loved America, he could have gassed six million Jews and then had to field tough questions about his use of faery magic to bring kool aid golems to life in the sky around Mars. Then, he could have sacked Britain and been accused of putting chrome paint in the drinking water.

If you've bombed six countries, expanded the police state, and are trying to start WWIII, it must feel great to only be accused of chemtrails, UFOs, and bad vaccinations.

I read in a Harper's book of odd statistics that about 14 people die of bubonic plague in America every year.

I like how the right is currently busily destroying our economy, and yet all the average person worries about are those unclean middle eastern folk bringing their diseases to America because they are not being properly monitored by the white master race.

ALex Jones sama, just do a genki dama and the energy of all the truthers of the world will crush the NWO!

This is tepid in terms of Alex Jones regular commentary. Run for the hills.