|Oscar Wildcat |
Sweet Jesus I've known two separate people who could be this guy. How is that possible?
Seems legit, i mean, i can smell the love from here. Or is it the car deodorant of that guy?
"How do I get my booty and boobs back?"
I dunno... seems like his could rival even yours, lady.
going on another date tonight, yeah its at the strip club again.
my girlfriend only wants to go out when she's at work and won't give me her phone number and dances with other dudes but i think it is getting prettaaaay serious cuz i loaned her my harry potter dvds and a laptop to watch them on
I worked with a guy who dropped ,000 one night at a stripclub. His favourite pornstar was dancing that night.
It's super-easy to blame the poor deluded sap, but I absolutely guarantee the stripper was leading him on.
I have a few stripper friends, and they all have these fat desperate satellites orbiting them, madly in love and more than willing to buy into the illusion that it's mutual.
The trick on the stripper's part is to keep fluffing the dude, hinting that he's the one and she might want to settle down some day yadda yadda, but never actually fuck him, and never accept a ring.
The one stripper bud milked a fucking Harley plus a full leather sectional, 80" plasma home theater set, mountains of toys for her kid, and so on out of this 300lb IT dude who lived with his mom - he was in debt up to his tits - and she never even so much as gave him a handjob.
That is awesome.
I do have to wonder what is broken in me that makes me laugh at that stripper but hate on other predators who profit from the mental/emotional deficiencies of old people and their retirement funds
Rodents of Unusual Size
The same thing happens with gay guys. I've mentioned gay doms but there are also a lot of bodybuilding gay guys that will bilk "donations" from "sponsors" ie older men they will flirt with.
A lot of the time they throw them a bone and just give them a facial every now and then but don't kiss or fuck the guy. I've heard stories of guys that got thousands of dollars of bodybuilding supplements, steroids, free gym memberships, thousands in gift cards to buy food. In return they do flexing sessions and allow their sponsors to just watch them. To be fair a lot of guys who are too old to get erections know what they're getting out of it but then some delude themselves and think it will turn into more. The idea that some of them never lived the life they wanted to because they were closeted and now were spending thousands on some boy toy who was just showing up once every couple of weeks to parade around their living room shirtless for a few minutes is just sad to me. They will never live out that dream, it's too late, the ship has sailed.
But on the bright side at least the world is becoming more equal opportunity when it comes to taking advantage of the desperate.
I love the very slightly visible discomfort the reporter exhibits over the similarity between their names.
|The Mothership |
Great story, but I'm in love with her earrings.
I want to fuck that stripper. Then I wanna watch Harry Potter DVD's with her that some creep gave her.
This story is awesome.
That's a pretty serious 32!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Just the fact that they did this as a serious news story. Here are your stars.
His name is Robert Wallace.
What if the genders were reversed? What if this was a Chippendale's dancer bilking a fat, lonely spinster?
|Jet Bin Fever |
The reporter has a lot of onscreen charisma.
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