duh.. have you ever had the door bell ring? It could be the UPS guy delivering something cool or it could be a bulldozer that can levitate you never know. Best thing to do is stay indoors and breakdance. The skeleton allegory is the heart attack that comes with that retching ringing of the bell.
I don't know why but I'm laughing so hard it hurts. I think I'm dying here, people. Someone promise me you'll find a way to bring me back as a dancing skeleton, if I fail to do so of my own volition.