Old_Zircon
That guy reminds me of myself 90% of the time in general.

Oscar Wildcat
It testifies to the truth of the claim, that I posted below without reading the comments, so taken was I with the notion. Beverage Guy may have achieved immortality here, if for a brief moment.

infinite zest
Everything about this is awesome except for the original's title.

Old_Zircon
I think you just described almost everyone who posts here, whether they realize it or not.

oddeye
Not me, I shop at Dunkin' Donuts.