Adham Nu'man - 2014-05-30
Lol
|
EvilHomer - 2014-05-30
They may understand their fanbase, but they haven't learned to control the beast. Apparently Sonic's new character design is causing lots of anger.
|
Adham Nu'man - 2014-05-30 Yeah I think people can't fap to Sonic because now he wears a scarf and that kills their boners or something.
|
EvilHomer - 2014-05-30 I looked up a picture of his redesign, and he doesn't look any different to me.
|
Oscar Wildcat - 2014-05-30 A neckbeard's boner is a fragile thing, no?
|
Old_Zircon - 2014-05-30 I think that since every single Sonic fan is profoundly autistic they're probably tuned in to Sonic details we can't even perceive.
|
Old_Zircon - 2014-05-30 Speaking of, it sounds like they deliberately designed this character to be HFA. And also a hobbit.
|
EvilHomer - 2014-05-30 Well, here's something:
http://t.co/ThNxx16hAX
The ratio of his legs to overall body length has gone up slightly. His legs used to account for 15.5% of his height, but now they account for 27.9%.
How could Sega do such a thing???
|
BorrowedSolution - 2014-05-30 Oh hell, I'm not even a huge Sonic fan and I could tell that he's significantly lankier.
Am I autistic now?
|
EvilHomer - 2014-05-30 But wouldn't lankiness be a *good* thing? How many Olympic runners do you know that are short and fat? None. Successful runners tend to be slim and have very long legs; it's basic physiology. Sonic is supposed to be the fastest runner in the world - it's his ONLY real characteristic, unless you count being edgy. So isn't this the right change to make?
|
Oscar Wildcat - 2014-05-30 A factor of 2, you say! The Day of Retribution draws ever nearer......
|
Adham Nu'man - 2014-05-30 They made him tall, so now he looks more like a teenager, rather than a plump baby hedgehog, which is tragic for the fapping needs of the furry pedophile fan-base.
HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT GETTING THEIR PRICKS PRICKED BY BLUE PRICKS NOW SEGA YOU EVIL MONSTERS YOU!?!
|
Riskbreaker - 2014-05-30
Recolors of this new characters are being created as we speak.
|
Gmork - 2014-05-30
everything that sucked about sonic is being expanded upon
shoulda stopped at knuckles
|
themilkshark - 2014-05-30
Government conspiracy jokes are really what children want in a cartoon.
|
|
Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-30
The things I wish I didn't know about.
|
Xenocide - 2014-05-31
Over 10,000 fanfics have already been written about Sticks. In all of them she has an evil brother named Stones.
|
Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-05-31
This has to be one of the most irritating voices I have heard in the series. And that is saying a lot.
|
Register or login To Post a Comment |