The McKinley Mac is a real menu item in Alaska, however, in Alaska we call Mt. McKinley by its Athabaskan name Denali. Alaskans have tried many times to have the name changed in the national register, but Ohio politicians always block them for the sake of honoring the Ohio born president who's only known for getting shot so Teddy Roosevelt could become president.
These reviews suck. I assume everyone trying these are foodie douches. If you're going to review fast food get some fast food lovers.
What was the name of that kid with brylcreemed hair and a suit? He knew how to appreciate fast food.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Of course, the ultimate hack to the Big Mac is the Big King (from Burger King) which I heartily recommend..
As a huge, unrepentant Big Mac fan, those things are pretty good. Bigger, better patties and onion slices rather than minced onions (worst shit).
I also attempted a double Big Mac in Thailand and my stomach gave up about 3/4ths of the way in.
Of course, you only get the true secret menu if you're a 33rd Degree Freemason, affiliated with the Bilderbergers or are a reptoid with a level 7 or higher humaniform disguise.
How many grades do you have to attain in the Spiral Labyrinth?
|Binro the Heretic |
The people working at McDonald's are already working at McDonald's. There's no need to punish them further.
Order all the regular items and build your stupid fishchickenburger yourself.
YAH!? Well... well I'll order NINE patties then! YAH! Take that you lackluster hipsters with too much god damn time on your hands.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
I used to work at a KFC/A&W for the better part of two years. Now, I'll tell you that, even though nowadays I don't mind a piece of chicken now and again, you get awful tired eating the whole menu and find new ways to eat.
I personally liked it when I dipped whole extra crispy chicken in Honey BBQ sauce. It went well with the hot sauce.
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