|Pillager - 2014-06-05 |
Thank you, Internet! Twenty years ago you had to sit besides a bus station schizophrenic or walk past a manic street corner vagrant to garner such pearls of wisdom.
|Lurchi - 2014-06-05 |
Doesn't everyone remember that time when the moon melted?
|Riskbreaker - 2014-06-05 |
That anti-science tag is going to live a long busy life around here.
|memedumpster - 2014-06-05 |
Remember our halcyon past when schizophrenia used to mean something other than just absolutely blindingly stupid?
There has got to be a decent sized population of old school voices and demons schizophrenics who should sue for defamation over comparisons to chemtrail reptoid sky matrix sungazer truther massacre hoaxer drool spelunkers.
The People Who End Their Sentences With Cat Noises is part one of my trilogy of modern historical fiction.
I end sentences with cat noises sometimes, nyan. That doesn't make me as crazy as most of the people who believe the life they touch every day is less real then the life they make up in their minds, nyan.
So when she came into my office and sat down across my desk, I knew before she spoke that she wasn't hiring a detective to find anything real, nyan. She wanted to hire me to find something in her mind, a place she long ago made up and since had lost, nyan. The look on her face said "'my childhood ended too soon, and now I need an adult."
When she opened her mouth, a smile played involuntarily at the edges as she said "What do you know about international human trafficking , nyan."
I knew she was really here to kill me. I knew too much, and she shouldn't have known that at all.
It was a bad hungover morning to die, nyan.
|Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-06-05 |
question has anyone here actually been in the sky
think about it
Aren't we at the bottom of the sky, like, right now?
what if the sky was like a big mirror shaped like our eyes.
|Robin Kestrel - 2014-06-05 |
Contrails my ass.
|boner - 2014-06-06 |
I recommend looking up those videos of people from the south who think snow is made out of plastic because it doesn't melt fast enough.
|Comeuppance - 2014-06-06 |
I think I figured out why I love these videos: they're part raw psychological study and part science fiction. Every video is like its own little universe with a unique story and plot, narrated by an insane historian.
|fluffy - 2014-06-06 |
It's almost as if airplanes can turn their contrails on and off quickly, and as if a formation of three airplanes moving in parallel at the same speed will maintain that formation.
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