He's becoming more and more incoherent as time passes by.
|Caminante Nocturno |
He's not even trying anymore.
I think he's trying way too hard, actually.
This man's ego must be of TITANIC proportions. I mean, just an unreal ginormous Lovecraftian thing never before seen.
The office meeting began with a simple request to wash your own mugs. By day six, clips of Beck's ongoing nonsensical monologues were leaking out...
Boy, Beck. You're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to reach _more_ people as a result of your vague and indecipherable speeches.
I half expected him to conclude with a call for mass suicide. That's usually how this kind of crazy talk ends.
Yup. Definitely having flashbacks to that jungle scene with the kool-aid. BTW, doesn't the irony of 1:45 make you chuckle? "Someone has destroyed our trust in each other! Who could it possibly be?" Beat's me, Glenn. Maybe it's Religion? Or Turtles! Yeah, that's it. Those fucking Turtles!
Dear cruel and hilarious universe,
If Glenn Beck causes hundreds of his followers to commit mass suicide, I will take a vow of silence for the rest of my life.
Otherwise, you're a bitch, universe.
I love love love the way they started whiteboard-sketching out his concept of the world with media on one side, and on the other side, there's this... this... like... all the things in the future are happening HERE, see? And we're back over here, which is the PAST side of the globe, and we can't set the future because what we thing the future is in the past isn't the future in the FUTURE, so-
Cut awkwardly to a distanced shot at the pivotal point where he starts telling us what's on the other side of the planet in his TED-caliber mind-vision, cut back, whiteboard sketch is gone, never to be attempted again.
What a total fool
The little animations and other people in the room to make it look like he has an audience. Does anyone else actually talk? Why does he feel the need to tell us his Tomorrowland reference is from Walt Disney? Is this crack to baby boomers or something?
I'm gonna go watch an Alex Jones video for the sanity.
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This reminds me of Reggie Watts' TED talk.
He will grow scruffier and more incoherent a la Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now.
What happened to his weird Col. Sanders-by-way-of-Paul Bunyan look he was going for? A collared shirt and tie? That's the kind of thing an ELITE LEFTIST LIBERAL WOULD WEAR.
6th grade metaphysics.
4th grade, he still thinks disney is the coolest place on earth
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Rightwingwatch.org is turning into some kind of dadaist comedy channel?
Reminds me of the scientology 'infomercial for nothing' vids up here recently.
I'm still trying to decipher why Glenn wants to build TomorrowLand in Australia.
Fucking take off your forced-on-by-the-media blinkers, asshole.
Only then will you fucking see why it MUST be built in Australia, shithead.
Part of me wonders if the only thing that could save Glenn Beck's soul is being locked in a box with Slavoj Zizek for 72 hours.
Locked in a box, nude, up to their necks in Vaseline.
Welcome to the Desert of the Really Slippery.
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