Aw man.. I wonder if there's one at my local chuck e cheese. All my friends' parents were hippies so we got Discovery Zone.. Would it be weird if I went to a chuck e cheese by myself just to play this?

It's a bit weird to go to Chuck E Cheese without a kid, but I don't think anyone would mind so long as you make sure to tell the Chuck E Cheese employees you're there to get an erection from Elvira.

Elvi-ag-ra.

Damn, I should have been a poet.

...that's kind off gross, oddeye.

Getting turned on by a vibrating seat and Elvira's boobs is gross? As I said, I couldn't get too into it because there were children around, including my daughter. What's wrong with that? You never thought about gently running your fingers down the side of Rita Repulsa's head or something?

"too into it"

Yeah.

What do you think I mean by "too into it" exactly? Cause to me it means "staring at a screen and finding it sexually suggestive" which it was, refer to my previous comments about fleeting glimpses and talking of some kind, good sir! It doesn't mean oiling up my nipples only to stop short of blasting torrents of jizz at the screen, as you seem to suggest, sicko. If that's what you are thinking then you have a problem and should turn yourself into the authorities for pacification.

Regardless, I find your insinuations to be rather tasteless, especially since my daughter is concerned. I have nothing more to add.

Other than "fuck off"

How old's your daughter?

Gonna be 4 in a month. She's turning out to be a far better person than I will ever be so I guess I can chalk that up as a "Super Mega Win!" as her beloved Power Rangers would say.

How are you?

How is a 4 year old watching Power Rangers?!

See, everything else you say, sure, whatever, I can accept that stuff. But watching Rita Repulsa with a 4 year old?!? Gross, man. How does that even happen?

No one under the age of 25 watches Power Rangers.

Rita Repulsa hasn't been in Power Rangers for like 15 years or something and I've never watched it with her. She likes Super Mega Force or some shit and that's that.

You are correct about the "age of 25" comment though. A large portion of fans are bloated basement trolls and everyone knows it.

Ah, my mistake. So Rita Repulsa is for "daddy's alone time".

No problem buddy, glad that's all cleared up.

oddeye I really enjoyed your post, and I don't think you're weird. It's a good thing to be able to raise a kid while avoiding becoming a super sensitive "good parent" who forgot how to have fun and get turned on by shit.

Elvira was pretty much created to bridge the gap between fun family humor and titillating horror homages.

well, that settles it. I need a kid so I don't look weird. My Craigslist will read as follows: "32 year-old male looking for Child (male or female) to accompany him to Chuck E. Cheese so he can find out they have the Elvira Fright Nite. Pizza and tokens will not be provided."

You have a daughter, huh-huh-huh.

/Butthead voice

It's available in different bits on youtube but this seems to be the most complete version. I saw this at Chuck E. Cheese as a choice on a "Mad Wave Motion" machine but it didn't have the first 22 seconds or so of this clip.

The same people that made this also made a mini-toy rollercoaster style choice that featured graffiti saying "Hold onto your seed (strike-through) seat"

So yeah, these guys know exactly what they are doing.

Always been a horror nerd, also fucking love Elvira.

I think we'd all love fucking Elvira.