Never forget The Onion's point/counterpoint on this, 11 years ago:
Her cleavage tells me all of this must be true.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Cheney said it better in '94
I love how Bush had to read his dire warning about vague bad things that might happen if the US withdrew from a country it shouldn't have been in. That's how little he gave a shit.
He's drawing (admittedly amazing) paintings now. That's how much he currently still doesn't give a shit.
Seriously, has there been another president over the past 100 (or more) years that, after leaving office, has done so little as Bush jr?
Are they trying to destroy the Daily Show by giving them too many opportunities to play back footage of everyone to the right of PJ O'Rourke making contradictory and stupid statements/predictions about Iraq from the early 2000's?
No, wait, I forgot: They and their viewership are idiots with the long-term memory of a concussed sloth.
What's even more funny/ironic is that the GOP now has to support the Iraqi government, which is an Iranian-backed wad of corruption, against a fighting force that they themselves helped create by disbanding the Iraq military in a country that they claimed had no history of sectarian violence.
I shuddered when they played that Bush clip. I've been trying to forget how a speech-impaired, page shuffling goof suddenly became the most effective bullshitter we've had as President in the last 20 years—even better at bullshitting than Clinton—because extremists smashed commercial jetliners into buildings and created a golden opportunity for Bush and the evil fucks in his cabinet to manipulate millions of terrified Americans into supporting a prewritten agenda.
Oh, but Bush was right. Not only was he right, he was Nostrafuckingdamus and if you think Iraq was a self-fulfilling prophecy then here's a man to feed you your daily regimen of revised history. He's a former Dean of Bush School at Texas A&M so he is obviously smarter than you. If you still don't agree then you're probably a really bad guy too, like your family members you should go block on Facebook for subscribing to and sharing memes from lie-bull media pages.
|Robin Kestrel |
'Member how they greeted us as liberators, and then that Obama guy came along and fucked everything up?
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