|Architeuthis Tux - 2014-06-23 |
The locals like to poison them.
Also they like to poison the trees in neighbor's yards (they block the view).
Also they like their male brothels.
PV is awesome!
This really pisses me off. I had neighbors that were poisoning squirrels for some reason, and they'd come into my yard to die. Not only did I have to clean up their mess, but I had to be very careful not to let my dog near those corpses before I found them.
I say if you want a pest dead, you catch it and kill it yourself.
(end disgruntled neighbor rant.)
|Binro the Heretic - 2014-06-23 |
Peacocks are huge assholes.
And from the sound of it, this is the perfect place for them.
Hunter Thompson had dozens and dozens of them and he'd like to go out at night naked in a drug frenzy and shoot his full-auto rifles at the moon and hear them screech and howl in panicked frenzy from their tree-branch perches, his massive erection silhouetted against a full moon.
Binro the Heretic
When I was about fourteen, we moved out to a rural area where a lot of people kept small livestock such as goats, chickens, etc. We lived right next to a family who had among their menagerie a peacock and two peahens.
You could hear that blue fucker's scream from over a mile away. That's not even an exaggeration. I made a friend in high school whose family lived roughly a mile from our house. The first time I was over there for a visit, I heard the peacock and told him that's what it was. He didn't believe me until he came over to my house and heard it up close.
That damned bird lived to be about twenty years old, according to the owners. He outlasted one of the hens and finally died one night in the little wooden hut they shared with the chickens.
|That guy - 2014-06-24 |
|memedumpster - 2014-06-24 |
Holy shit, they really do make the Screaming Skull noise.
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