Oscar Wildcat - 2014-06-21
You can't imagine how many of these guys live in Oregon. He's the prototype: heavily armed, brain ravaged by booze and senility, tea party patriot on some kind of dole. One or more restraining orders. Mysterious constructions underneath their yards. God's only son.
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The Mothership - 2014-06-21 Do you live in Oregon too? I grew up here, so I am used to it, but everything you say is true.
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Pillager - 2014-06-21
They're really getting worse, aren't they?
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memedumpster - 2014-06-21
Can the DOJ set me up with a microwave weapon? I've always wanted one. When Russia sold off all their awesome firearms on the cheap, there wasn't a single psychotronic weapon amongst them, which I always thought was kind of lame.
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ashtar. - 2014-06-21
This reminds me of the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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The Mothership - 2014-06-21
I'll just leave this right here:
http://www.oregonstatehospital.net/d/story.html
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RockBolt - 2014-06-21
Objection, leading question
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