|Oscar Wildcat |
Coz really, when it comes to women's health issues, who better to ask then some professional football players?
Coach; "Something, something, sportsball. Something, teams, sportsball. And now I'd like to talk about abortion"
Did these guys all have DUIs or something and this counted as community service?
I'd steer clear of any community that thinks talking about abortion is what you do to make up for a DUI.
like, I'd leave a one state buffer zone.
|Maggot Brain |
Did Ricky Sanders have an abortion?
|Jet Bin Fever |
WOW, shit got strange REALLY fast.
Is the football the fetus? Or is the fetus the quarterback? Or is the quarterback the embryo and the offensive line is the wall of the uterus?
I'll say the penis is the quarterback, the sperm is the football, the uterus is the goal posts and the defensive line is Gloria Steinem
I, uh. Yeah.
0:37 most awkward segue ever
Hey football guy. If I ever need a kidney I'm taking one of yours. No? What about my right to life? You don't get a say in this or you're a murderer.
Who is the target audience of this message?
I can only guess big dumb football fans who like to control their women?
How many abortions are the result of NFLers engaging in wanton sexual intercourse with female fans?
Oh no, those women keep those babies. Trust.
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