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Dang.. I had almost the exact same idea for a little sketch involving soldiers at a boot camp and a very R. Lee Ermey-esque drill sergeant who quotes Full Metal Jacket constantly, and the soldiers are laughing because the insults and threats are so outdated. So they show him the Internet and he begins quoting Courage Wolf instead.. something like that.
I always imagined that, if I were a drill sergeant, I'd make my privates do PT to the tune of Badger Badger Badger (Overhead Arm Claps for Badger, Cobras for Snake, and Monkey Fuckers for Mushroom).
None of my DSes did that. They did, however, have us march to the tune of Spongebob and Souljah Boy. I guaran-fucking-tee you that somewhere, right now, a "good cop" DS is quoting some stupid internet meme, much to the delight of freshly graduated teenagers.
Give it time. Soon everything will be a meme, like everything has become a trope, and we will all live in an ironic paradise where all of our ideas are jokes nestled within memes about tropes.
YOU DON'T NEED WHAT!?!
i..I..don't..I don't need..
BULLSHIT! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!
I DON'T NEED A JACKET SIR!!!!
Thank you Arthur! Dissssmissed!
PRIVATES, HOW MANY PUSHUPS WE GONNA DO?!!?
I SAID HOW MANY PUSHUPS WE GONNA DO?!?!?!
HOW MANY PUSHUPS WE GONNA DO?!?!?!
-WAY, WAY, OVER 9000!-
FRONT LEAAAANING REST POOoooOOSITIOOOON, MOVE!
You will address me as Drill Sergeant RaptorJesus, and you better believe my smoke runs are longer than Long Cat.
I can break these cuffs!
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