That's right, sheeple.

I mean turkeyple.

I think that's what I mean.

Some things reduce a strong man to tears. This is one of them.

look at all those chickens

POULTRY MEGAPHONE CHECK

When you gobble into the abyss, the abyss gobbles back.

I'm so happy he's so happy.

HON HON HON HON

Thus Squawk Zarathustra

One of us. One of us.

is that bianca del rio

This is why I only get stoned once every 2-3 years- because I will die laughing from this sort of thing.

A better allegory for Fox News I've never seen.