|Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-12 |
Hurricane makes me want to vomit just thinking about it, and I sometimes drink OE 800 warm. Also 55 dollars? I've never had a job with drug testing, but it seems like they usually target those who work at companies where that's about an 8 hour day's pay.
A friend of mine had it down. His friend was clean and sober and pissed in water bottles. He'd then fill a condom with urine and tie it up and stick it in his underwear every time it was rumored that testing would be that day or week. I wonder how that 8 mile bike ride to work felt.
Yeah, drug tests are aimed at the poor, like, 95% of the time. And most of the laws that mandate them are aimed at blue collar workers, and usually, they're expensive enough that it's at least a day's pay or so, and almost always paid for by the person being tested, rather than the company or the state.
They're pretty much completely bullshit.
It's not about keeping people off drugs but about keeping people afraid and obedient.
That's where the Bavarian Belcher comes into play.
What really sucks is, at least in my situations, I always live with multiple people because I really can't afford a one bedroom or a studio with what I make. And I barely smoke pot anymore and don't do any drugs except for DMT, which is naturally occurring and shows up in all drug tests like opiates do. But a contact high from Marijuana can stay in your system for days and get you fired from a shitty job because you couldn't afford a place of your own, or don't want to live with weird people advertising drug free houses on CL.. arg.
dmt is metabolized super fast and not tested for on any drug test that I am aware of
also, it is incredibly, incredibly unlikely that you would get a high enough concentration of marijuana smoke secondhand to fail a drug test
|Ocyrus - 2014-07-12 |
I found this one while doing some "research"... I passed, BTW, but didn't do anything that I found online. Just didn't consume for two weeks, while increasing workout routine and drinking more water.
That being said... I had to post this just for his shocker terminology, and excessive belching.
Also, I wouldn't doubt that he's picking up girls at SUNY Delhi, they're mostly farm girls, lumberjack types, etc.
You might also try substituting your urine with the 100% pure wolf urine being hawked by this website.
My ad says "Deep Discounts on Open Box Tools." That'd help with the Bavarian Belcher part.
never mind.. I guess I better pre-order my xbox one now.
|oddeye - 2014-07-12 |
120% Guaranteed Pass: Don't take illegal drugs if you have a job where drug tests are used.
Why are you worried if you have nothing to hide?
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-07-12 |
Now that's math you can trust!
|pyslexic dharmacist - 2014-07-13 |
Instead of drugs, consume chips and horrible malt liquor. I don't think I want to know how the shocker relates to all this.
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