Wow, Valve has really abandoned all notion of quality control.
Skipped forward, saw a horrible Flappy Bird ripoff, was not disappointed.
If the things you say are not funnier than the things happening, consider saying nothing.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Apparently people *like* this grating whiny fuck.. At least yahtzee is witty to a certain extent..
My theory is that for your average petulant fatling, Jim is their self insert fanfic character. 'Hes just like *me* the way he whines about games!'
Yahtzee isn't trying to be some aggressively funny character when he does let's plays and such. He is just himself. Which is 10 times more honorable than this dumb, constant, AVGN-imitation bullshit that apparently almost no one can avoid trying (and failing) to ape.
What's super funny is that the last infamous game that got kicked off Steam, that Earth 2066 abortion, was actually more of a game than this is.
|infinite zest |
This game could almost be fun if it just ran with it and applied more g-mod physics, let you open the emergency exit door, stuff like that. This is about as tedious as those stupid parking simulators you play at the DMV where you don't get to see the crash. The difference? That's the DMV. This is a fucking game, and there's nothing realistic about any of this.
I love how smug and blatantly self-interested he is. "Well, if this video isn't going to go straight to the front page of Reddit, then what's the point of even making it? I ask myself this question many times." and later "Corporate sponsors built my computer. Maybe if I namedrop some more, they'll build me another one? Haha just kidding, here are my specs, peasants."
That's where I shut it off, so I'm sure there's more buried in there.
If your game is a shitty broken mess, take the Goat Simulator way out.
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