I'm not a hateful man but you gotta keep them faggot homo hamburgers in San Francisco where they belong!

His last line made me laugh. I'll bet that's what he thinks about when he's eating any hamburger.

I agree. As a straight American male I'd prefer the Carl's Junior burger with the bikini clad supermodel deep throating it. My lesbian friend would concur. When I think eat food I don't want to think about average looking people having gay sex, I ordered airbrushing with my thought burger goddamnit.

"This isn't the juicy, hot beef I wanted in my mouth! I ordered a penis!"
-Bryan Fischer, literally every day.

Who the hell thinks about gay people having sex? Other than gay people, I guess.

I've got a counter ad campaign idea for these guys!

Introducing the HITLER BURGER. After peeling back the Hitler wrapping, you discover that, Nazi or not, we're all the same on the inside ^_^

Now where is my six figure consultation fee.

doesnt he know that 35% of any wait staff is LGBT? as for iowa, where does he think all the sexually confused teens are going to be? ill tell ya, working at burger king

I think it was just the one BK along the parade route. They were also giving out rainbow-striped crowns. Pretty genius.