This thing has life figured out

I mean, what the fuck are you supposed to do to a watermelon?

Enjoy, tortoise.

This was good to see.

I guess sea otters are the only creature to hate watermelon.

QI discusses the giant tortoise:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=91403

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom noooooooooooooooooooooom nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

All he needs now is the world's biggest pair of Crocs. Life of Riley.

Atreyu stands just off screen, tapping his foot, looking at his watch.