|Caminante Nocturno - 2014-07-24 |
Getting high while coming on and slamming is now legal in Washington.
|infinite zest - 2014-07-24 |
It really is impossible to go see a professional basketball team if you're getting high in Washington, SINCE Y'ALL DON'T HAVE ONE!
However, this ad is clearly aimed at the Portland/Vancouver metro area, who does have an NBA team, the Blazers, as you well know. Also, Vancouver (aka Vantucky, aka 'yoghurt city', cause it's entirely white and has no culture) is full of that guy who's a suburban republican middle-management type high for the first time and liable to do something stupid.
Full disclosure: I'm high as a kite right now because I drove up from Oregon and bought some legal stanky dank in Washington State. Only it's not really dank, they make them dry it out so it is all predictably measurable by weight. Stupid weights & measures laws....
How's that working out? I heard the cops are on the Coumbia like the flies on poop. Luckily we have like one more month; it's back on the ballot.
Ps I'm drinking at the Lutz and am getting a contact high as I type this so it probably doesn't matter :)
No shit Oscar, but I'm one of those weirdos who likes his dope to taste like dope, not fruit. Besides, the drying process eliminates some oils (texture, flavor) that can't be replaced.
Zesty, my homie, unless you're packing half-chickens into your quarter panels you have nothing to fear by crossing the border. Within WA it is 100% legal for an Oregon resident to possess. Cross the border and you not only have to get snagged, but you have to get searched. You don't strike me as the sort who will let that happen to him. Basically: no desire on Oregon's part to catch the folks who smoke and pay tax, they got bigger fish to fry.
I'm currently living in a place and in a job where it is worth the drive north and the exorbitant prices to avoid any unfavorable local rumors and connections with any local dealers. Besides, everybody around me does meth and that is really what the local cops are interested in.
Yeah I figured it was just the guy who told me that; in his defense he was stopped recently for riding his bike at dusk no less and searched him as well as fined him for the lights but not the weed. That they just took.
Riding his bike with no lights at dusk :)
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