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Tumbling, cartwheels, trampolines, and even leap frog! Just another day on the Turkish playground.
The music is 'The Duke Arrives' from Escape from New York.
hmm, I might actually be wrong about that, I know that goddamn song though....
It's bits and pieces, including The Duke Arrives. Imagine how awesome this scene would've been with 'Everyone's Coming to New York' though. Oh wait! No reason to just IMAGINE it! http://tinyurl.com/kz62udh
Turkish "The Breakfast Club" is weird, but at least they cast Turkish Emilio Estevez pretty well.
Arkin's techqnique of "i'll drop down the floor to trick the oponnent to think i'm clumsy as fuck" works pretty well.
ding ding ding ding Godzilla screech ding
So uh...is this what Turkish martial arts really look like?
Amid all the screaming and cardboard scimitars, this somehow manages to be very boring.
The scimitars must be covered in nanotubes.
SON
Cuneyt Arkin is one of the grandmasters of wushu shlock.
Go, Turkish Michael Landon!
Where's Richard Harrison when you need him?