http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs -bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

Ha. Back when the Onion was funny. This guy looks almost nothing like every depiction I've seen of (white) Jesus. He's not overweight but much heavier-set than Jesus, and his hair, both facial and cranial is way too short. In other words, he just looks like everybody in Portland sans Fedora.

Also, isn't there something in the bible that says you're not supposed to do this?

Sort of, but. There are Old Testament proscriptions against making graven images, but the Western church never paid much attention to them, along with all the other old Jewish nonsense they didn't feel applied to Christians. The Eastern church eventually got their collective undies in a bunch about their copious veneration of icons (images of Jesus, the Virgin Mary, etc), and it started a decades-long, sometimes violent fight over whether icons were forbidden or not. The ruling that theologians eventually landed on was, Jesus / Mary / etc were humans, and one of the properties of humans is that you can depict them, so icons are still allowable.

Yeah. I know he can heal the sick and raise the dead, but use a little hand sanitizer already.

Next scene is some enraged father chasing Jesus down the street with a baseball bat.