I love that he's hurting for cash this badly.
um i think this guy has a book on the best seller list
squirm, motherfucker, squirm.
When I was a kid, my parents had an artificial tree. I don't know what the thing was made of, but I'd get a mighty static shock from it every time I got too close to the thing. Now in my mind xmas decorations = pain and I don't even put a wreath on my door for the holidays.
from now on I will replace the phrase "media whore" in my personal lexicon with "cum pundit"
it's a double intindree!
So it's a regular discount plastic tree, that someone built an unnecessary flipping mechanism onto to pretend it's different.
I guess they thought the guy who sold America as this land which has never killed any Native Americans, stolen any land, engaged in unjust wars, or been mean to black people, could sell anything. Except his movies and books don't sell ideas, they just reassure people that their stupid, stupid purchases were a good idea all along. This shouldn't be an ad, but a video the complaints department of Fliptree sends their callers.
The producer of his latest film says the negative reviews it's getting are equivalent to voter suppression.
His latest movie is showing in both cineplexes here in Bumfuck, Mississippi right now. i am not curious enough to ask about the business it's doing. My guess is very little outside of the very loud and obnoxious set.
|Binro the Heretic |
Actually, you know what? They kind of deserve a little credit, here. They could have gone with any number of tired worn-out Christmas tunes, here, but they went with Beethoven's 9th which still works as a Christmas tune because it appeared in "Die Hard" which is a big sloppy blowjob for right-wing movie fans. I mean, that's a fair bit of effort when they could have lazily crammed "Jingle Bells" or "White Christmas" into the background.
Well done, sirs.
Don't worry, a Florida law maker is passing a bill to make his last movie mandatory viewing in all public schools!
I guess after those convictions on campaign finance fraud and bigamy in his divorce proceedings he's got to do what he can to make ends meet.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Another volley in the WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
|Robin Kestrel |
"I don't endorse products, however, allow me to go ahead and endorse this product."
The conservative mind at work, folks. All that silly cognitive dissonance just gets in the way, anyway!
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