Even if they WERE actually from India, the slow, pedantic white guy tone is worth a thousand rubies. "Obviously these hoola boola bing bongs need me to speak slowly and in simple words because they are from a dirtblanket hanging off the side of Asia."
Dude, it's SolRo. Did you read his comments on Vladimir Putin in the MH17 video? I'm impressed he didn't think the Middle East is where the boring parts of Game of Thrones take place.