sounds like something you'd find on the desert planet Arrakis

Nonsense, Sputum. The good Ole U S of A produces more bile than the rest of the G8 combined! Our suburban tea party formation alone can source enough bile to fill domestic needs for the forseeable future. There are also rumoured to be great untapped riches off the far left coast, but it remains to be seen if those reserves have replenished since the Bush Jr. years.

Banecat doesn't stand a chance!