I don't always get nailed but when I do

Was the obvious brain damage before or after the accident?

America may be a complete joke when it comes to healthcare, public infrastructure, and eduction but at least we have the freedom to allow the mentally disabled to own and operate lethal weapons.

There's just no getting around the fact that you have breasts.

-1 star for him not shooting himself again when he pulls out the gun.

"Tragic firearms accident."

Not tragic enough, asshole.

Your definition of 'tragic' differs from mine and I can only assume every other person on the planet who knows what words mean.

Also I like how he was raised to accept responsibility: it's because he got in a hurry.