"The thing that causes ice cream to melt is how much ice cream is in it, our sandwiches are mostly pulp and binder."
the second part might be accurate, the first part is obviously retarded.
|Oscar Wildcat |
So basically this is foamed guar gum and some synthetic vanilla? Sounds like Myhrvold's modernist cuisine to me.
|The Mothership |
loving this rebirth of natural philosophers
georgian woman applies flame to snow and decides it is not made from frozen water
crazy russian boils coca cola to and declares all remaining product is sugar
so try this; Look on the back of a coke can, read the ingredients. What's the second ingredient after water?
Appeal to Nature fallicy; see me after class:
i'm sure you just replied because i said crazy russian, but it's the name of his youtube channel not a descriptor i was applying to russians
also, my point was there is more in coke than just water and sugar
i think somebody's been playing jokes on you iz
The third ingredient is nanotubes.
If this object doesn't melt, I wonder if it can decay? Does it come out the other end fully formed and ready for a second life as a devil dog or something?
makes me want to go to wal mart and do experiments on these things. Fuck it I will.
So it's been a few days, IZ. What were the results? Are you wearing the things around town as flip-flops? Feeding them to the neighborhood dogs? WE NEED ANSWERS, DAMNIT!
I vote for a food horror week
I miss bad candy too. It was like a decade ago (more than that) but I was down the hall from those guys covering e3. Kind of introduced me to some site called portalofevil. :)
Yay, more stupid facebook-culture scaremongering by people too stupid to do even 5 minutes of basic research because DUHR CORPORIT FOODZ IZ BAD.
That's all well and good, but clearly, the real question we should be asking are: does it contain YOGA MAT or fish bladder?!
Wow, this is the motherfuckin' news
This wouldn't even get a passing mark at a grade school science fair.
Love the news reporter at the end pushing the "What a bargain!" angle.
He's really going out of his way to stay faithful to the title of his stupid news segment.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Can you imagine being so fat that this is the most newsworthy thing that has ever happened to you?
Fuckin' icecream how do they work?
| Register or login To Post a Comment|