I know they're not the same but a ferret walked into a bar and it was like 1AM so I didn't know what to do because I was on a date. Spent the rest of the date trading ferret between our jackets until I took him home and made a house, a lost ferret CL ad fed him cheerios and frantically looked up ways to take care of a ferret until the owner contacted me the next day. The ferret loved her but hated me for whatever reason.