HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
is man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk..
I was actually too stunned to laugh. There's no way they go out in public like that is there?
They do appear in public like that, but it makes sense once you realize that their sole reason to exist is to provide a mechanism through which the lead singer can bang thirteen year-old emo girls.
IZ- the consequences will never be the same!
where the fuck is Chris Hansen when you need him?
I used to live in a house where this was fairly normal dress code for a few residents. They were more dark psytrance but they talked shit about this band all the time.
I have never met anyone IRL who knows this band, but I would imagine that they're treated in a manner similar to how Manson, Crazy Town, and to a lesser extent Cradle of Filth, were treated when I was a wee bairn: as a gothipster hate-shibboleth.
Manson is just an actor trolling the shit out of outraged xtian parents. I'm surprised he gets so much bile here
This remake of Soultaker is confusing.
Everything about this is terrible and confusing. Couldn't they have at least digitally altered his voice to make it sound less awful?
I think the awful voice is their "hook". They take a little bit of techno, a little bit of screamo, a little bit of visual-kei - all things which girls could like, but might not - and then tie it all together with a boyband singer who sounds like he was ripped straight from the pages of Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. With a better vocalist, they'd be just another nondistinct dance group.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I think the music itself is surprisingly bland and tepid pop, like a Duran Duran cover band. It's the creepy misogynist masochistic fantasy that elevates this from mere forgettable to epic awfulness.
|Billy the Poet |
Wow, this band is MUCH worse than I imagined.
This band sucks.
The message here is: Don't wear more makeup than your girlfriend. It will ultimately push her into the arms of a hyper-masculine asshole that will probably kill you.
Maybe you should find a girlfriend that doesn't care about how much make up you wear.
I feel embarrassed just watching.
CAN'T YOU SEE
THE DEVIL IN ME
A guy who looks just like this guy minus the facepaint came into my shop the other day wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor shirt. He wanted a dozen black roses.
I had no idea who or what Blood on the Dancefloor was at that point.
It has a substandard beat and I find it problematic to dance to.
|Oscar Wildcat |
This girl is not a witch. She is suffering from lead poisoning due to wearing a kilo or two of cast lead against her bare chest.
|blue vein steel |
these guys are going to look awesome when they are 52 years old.
(Not Enough) Blood on the Dance Floor
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