That's why they suck. I hate...

Small Cats
Large Cats
Cat's Eyes
Medium Cats
Cats the musical
"Cat" as (nick)name
CAT scans
CATerpillar construction
Creampie Kathy because it makes me think of cats
Catamarans

Catacombs I am ok with but not cantaloupe for both obvious reasons. for the record.

Cats also have odd eyes. Perhaps those resembling the ones that stare back at you in the mirror every morning.

So I must conclude you hate cats because you are a cat.

And you can't stop licking your behind.

Oddeye, you raging Queen, we don't _care_ how much you hate pussy. We just don't.

Unlike your precious Stephen Fry, it's not vagina that I hate, it's Egypt.

Also I only have 1 actual eye, like the villain in Last Action Hero

That's what the audience assumes, but under the eyepatch there's a grotesque cat's eye!

Or a laser gun! Called the 'cat's eye' laser. Cause it uses cat's eye stones to focus the beam.

Odd-Eye actually does shoot lasers from his eyes, but not I unfortunately.

Anyway I'm not interesting enough to warrant this much attention, go back to your business.

From what I've read, lions do not typically attack humans except in very rare cases.

You'd be amazed at how far a little chin scratching will get you.

If attacked by lion, start rubbing their chin