I'm fucking terrified of those dogs because of frankenweenie.
|Binro the Heretic |
"Uh...is he like this ALL the time?"
I am new to owning dogs but I will never own a cat. In fact I can't imagine why someone would choose a cat over a dog.
because cats are better?
If you die, a cat will start eating you pretty much right away. A dog will be sad and depressed and only eat you once it's right on the edge of starvation.
Thus dogs are better, case closed, drop the mic.
You want a dog because you want an excuse to go run in the morning and to scare kids
You want a cat because you want an animal that for the most part takes care of itself, and to make funny internet videos that might earn you some cash
Cats will eat your rotting corpse.
Dogs will eat your living child.
The only thing that stops a cat from eating your living child is the fact that cats are so small and weak. They want to eat your child, and if they weren't such pussies, they would do it too.
Winston Churchill : Cat person
Adolph Hitler : Dog person
Need I say more?
I never pegged you for a Hitler apologist, but fair enough, point taken. I still think Winston Churchill was the better man, awful taste notwithstanding.
Dogs believe themselves to be bosons, but are in fact fermions, often leading to disastrous consequences.
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