|infinite zest - 2014-08-14 |
Hey Kennedy, don't talk about Kale that way. That's our word. Lake Oswego doesn't count.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-08-14 |
Sarah Palin looks different somehow.
hahaha w/r/t my comment above yours' we went to rival high schools but years apart. During the 90s especially, Kennedy was a pretty easy target.
|Pope Caius - 2014-08-14 |
This would've been a great Fox News or The Onion? entry.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-08-15 |
Kennedy... noooooooooooo. I knew she was really dumb, but I didn't know she was Republican dumb. I wonder what other worthless 90s semi-celebrities will attempt to resurrect their careers by rambling off some GOP talking points on the "News."
|magnesium - 2014-08-15 |
Whatever, Michelle Obama could totally beat this pudgy, bald guy up.
|gravelstudios - 2014-08-15 |
I love how all of the women's immediate reaction is that he crossed a line he didn't know was there. Even as creepy stepford republican women, it's still not cool for a man to criticize another woman's weight.
|joelkazoo - 2014-08-15 |
I can't believe I used to crush on Kennedy.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-08-15 |
I'm really convinced that a big part of our obesity problem is unrealistic expectations. Michelle Obama is fifty, for christ's sake.
And what's this about kale? Did the federal government actually try to force feed kids some kale?
No, think of it this way: it's like complaining that McDonalds happy meals come with apple slices instead of french fries and 1% milk instead of Mountain Dew an option. The Kale thing, I believe, originated when the would-be mayor of Portland pulled a Dukakis and said, when interviewed, that her "last meal" would be "steamed kale and miso soup." The two opponents said "uhh.. surf and turf.." I don't know what they said. So Kale kind of became this unfortunate running joke, and the unnofficial spokesfood for everything healthy and cool, even though for me it means we're stuck with a shitty mayor.
I like kale! Swiss Chard, now that stuff is shit!
John Holmes Motherfucker
So do we have any actual specifics about the horrors of school lunches now, because we all know they were famous for being delicious and nutritious before, right?
I'm with Joelkazoo. Kale can be made at least edible. Swiss Chard tastes like dirt. I'm sure the hipsters are already eating it in droves.
|chumbucket - 2014-08-15 |
He practically popped a shirt button when he said that.
|Gmork - 2014-08-15 |
Stick bitches ain't sexy.
|cognitivedissonance - 2014-08-15 |
Going to brutally honest: white women are why I'm a faggot.
|Meerkat - 2014-08-15 |
Says the fat bald guy
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