infinite zest corrected. Thanks glasseye. I've never been there but I knew a lot of Furgusons so it must've been a Freudian slip of sorts.
glasseye No problem; I'm a Ferguson (born in Scotland). I wasn't aware of anyone spelling it "Furguson" (it's a common misspelling of my name), but a quick google search indicates that it is indeed a real thing.
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