Away from me, you hippie harlot.

"What gets women to buy products?" asked the ad executive rhetorically. "Hated of other women!"

IVORY SNOW: PROVE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WRONG

MAYBELINE COSMETICS: MAKE YOUR SISTER FEEL LIKE THE UGLY ONE FOR A CHANGE

TAMPAX TAMPONS: USE THEM, THEN SMACK GRANDMA IN THE FACE WITH THEM. THAT'LL SHOW THAT SMUG BITCH.

HANK'S HACKSAWS FOR LADIES: SHE WINKED AT YOUR HUSBAND. CUT HER ARM OFF.

The Captains Daughter and two Aunt Phoebes consider just what constitutes respectable outerwear for the young Uncle Gabby.

Mr Draper didn't want to run the ad, but Miss Olson insisted it would play well to young, hip women.

Then she had a flashback to that night with Mr Campbell, and nearly cried, but didn't.

Wow, you figured out diapers and laundry. You're a massive disappointment, dear.

THAT's Andrea Marcovicci? I don't remember seeing her this young.

I grew up loving Andrea Marcovicci. She was a gorgeous actress, made a lot of TV movies in the 70s, and then she became a cabaret singer. The last time I saw her was in Henry Jaglom's "Someone to Love" about 25 years ago.

She doesn't seem as experienced as Marilyn Chambers.

Apparently her mom had her after menopause, which is pretty impressive.