Yellow Lantern - 2014-08-18 Gonna go to a bar and flirt with a gal by telling her how much I want to eat her eyes
That guy - 2014-08-19 I knew I had to up-vote it in the hopper when I heard him go down that track.
Mother_Puncher - 2014-08-18 All of these flirting tips were learned by flirting with children in sandboxes over the course of 2 years followed by a 5-10 year sentence. Long enough to grow that bitchin prison soul patch
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-08-21 I like how he casually pictures breaking up with the wife he must imagine having every day.