HarrietTubmanPI To whom it may concern in the received commentary department of this fine company which displays personal nickelodeons:
I wish to write to you today to implore you regarding your Otter. I am unaware of the locations which one might acquire said Otter, and I am disheartened to learn that your motion picture does not inform us where said Otters might be purchased - or which depot in which municipality provides such services.
Because of this lack of detail, and because of the editing clues that I can clearly see in this example of nothing but photographic trickery (I myself was an editor for the pictures of Edison himself!) I can ONLY conclude that the producer of such flim flammery must clearly ply his seed in the gardens of fellow men.
Good day to who might receive this, and may God be with our soldiers in Dunkirk and Verdun!