|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh come on dog, that's just wasting some good bud.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Fucking dogs. The Man's best friend indeed.
strawberry fields 4ever.
This isn't a dupe? I can't remember for sure.
I dropped half a fucking pizza on the floor.
I was going to brush it off and bake it a little for hygiene but there was unremovable hair on it. R.I.P. half a pizza.
I have disappointed my talking dog...
|il fiore bel |
Wait a minute, if marijuana is toxic to a dog, wouldn't he be dragging himself across the floor and having seizures, instead of walking out of the room and raising flags?
SOMETHING'S FISHY ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL!
I've heard it's toxic to cats but years ago I had a roommate who had a cat who would sneak up when the roommate was getting stoned and then steal the weed right out of his pipe and eat it as soon as he was distracted. Never did the cat any harm I noticed.
il fiore bel
I dunno Zirc, it sounds to me like maybe your friend just smokes some SHITTY WEED
(actually, you don't mention how much the cat ingested)
bob your head like epilepsy. dave coulier as uncle jessie.
you must be psychic!
Damn it, I woke up this morning to an email informing me that I paid for a Lechemere credit card on eBay.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The cat's smart enough to let me smoke weed because he knows it'll get him more attention and human food. Sure, he'll pay for it later on the litter box, but it sure beats the pain of being sanctimonious.
oh good you're alive. i guess.
are you done being an enochian unicorn turbowhore for these swine yet, or what? i do miss you, against my better instincts.
your "friends" turned you into something indistinguishable from a child trafficker.
of course that word has no more meaning to you. you're a product of conditioning.
seriously, do you know what "54evil" actually stands for, never mind what they thought they meant? i could tell you. you might puke.
put the fuckin' glasses on.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Cut to: dog eating his own shit.
|Maggot Brain |
Don't make anti-drug commercials if the drug you're on is stronger than the drug you're against. Why is it impossible for anyone in the history of forever to understand that?
that dog is on the moon. what's next? dog shit on the moon? dead astronauts in the bathroom? marijuana dispensaries in poor neighborhoods? alien slave colonies on mars? nobody knows!
Except for the dog shit on the moon. Gravity's on our side whenever that happens. It'll burn up in Mars' atmosphere and give them slave owners a serious Ding Dong Ditch, courtesy of Luna herself.
so did doolittle become the silver surfer or whatever, or did he just die? ambiguous endings always messed with my head.
not that it matters, the both of them can eat shit forever for how they treated sgt. pinback.
Wouldn't work as an anti-ecstasy commercial of course, as everyone in the vicinity including your dog would be, like, your best friend ever.
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