The jaguar poured me a drink back at his place. "You know I'm really attracted to you," said the jaguar to me. I said it was OK. People do this for me a lot. They told me I looked like Jordan Catalano and I don't even know who that is. We looked it up and YEP. The jaguar was right. I DO look like 90s Jared Leto. Who knew not me right? I told him about the meaning of Steely Dan and Naked Lunch and the jaguar was all like "woah."

Jag already knew that, but he thought to act surprised, because he knew it would please you.

I should have suspected something when the jaguar pronounced his name the way Marc Bolan says it in "Jeepster" but we talked about England a bit but the jaguar said he'd never been there. Fucking lying jaguar.

Watch out for that old fraud, jaguar! He'll take you for a ride. And like quantum formulae, he'll leave you asking "Why?"

There are no words to describe our Jaguar ride

fuk that shit it's 1:40 on a sunday! Bacardi 151 flaming doctor peppers!

One of the related videos is him trying to call out Chris-Chan while wearing full-on Communist battle gear.

He is actually not a "he." In his own words, he is a woman.

I'm amazed there isn't more of this guy up here.

Ooooh.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Ahuviya_Harel. NSFW

He's a "straight transgender lesbian". Clever.

He/She/It is a trainwreck of crazy that became a target of relentless trolling awhile back, similar to Chris Chan. There was also an incident where they managed to trick both Chris and this guy into thinking that one was responsible for trolling the other and they both fell for it.

He was also on Glenn Beck's and Alex Jones' shows a few years ago because a video of him dressed up as a Chinese/Russian Communist/Nazi Hybrid flying the Chinese flag and declaring himself a Maoist, and that Stalin never did anything wrong, while he was at the Occupy Philadelphia protests went viral and Glenn Beck decided to use it as a way to discredit the whole Occupy thing and make fun of it and say "Look at these wacky liberals! This is the fact of Occupy Wallstreet!"

It never ceases to amaze me; I've been a fan of CWC for almost six years now, and I'm *still* discovering Chrisicana I never knew existed!

There's more details in the ED article I linked above. Apparently he was an Alogger and a mid-level Chris troll, who tripped up and got torn apart by his own troll brethren.

One of his webcomics:

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/6/68/ADF_Bitstrip_Comi c_3.jpg

Even though I put all my chips on OWS I regretfully admit that these types of people were all too apparent all over the place (especially outside the actual Wall Street protests) and pretty much fucked it over from the inside without any need for the NSA, the CIA, or the 1% to get involved.

:-(