|infinite zest - 2014-08-24 |
Baleen we love you so much, and the Jaguar wasn't that bad. Bought me a drink but you know, then you're kinda obligated to talk to it. The jaguar's house was actually pretty nice and I was like "oh you have Steely Dan?" Years ago I would've said otherwise but I learned to appreciate them over time.
The jaguar poured me a drink back at his place. "You know I'm really attracted to you," said the jaguar to me. I said it was OK. People do this for me a lot. They told me I looked like Jordan Catalano and I don't even know who that is. We looked it up and YEP. The jaguar was right. I DO look like 90s Jared Leto. Who knew not me right? I told him about the meaning of Steely Dan and Naked Lunch and the jaguar was all like "woah."
I should have suspected something when the jaguar pronounced his name the way Marc Bolan says it in "Jeepster" but we talked about England a bit but the jaguar said he'd never been there. Fucking lying jaguar.
Watch out for that old fraud, jaguar! He'll take you for a ride. And like quantum formulae, he'll leave you asking "Why?"
There are no words to describe our Jaguar ride
|TimidAres - 2014-08-24 |
Hey, Chris-chan and Tumblr had a baby.
I wonder what has become of this guy?
Both I and Miko Peled accept this humble peace offering.
Alcohol isnt the answer, friends.
He is actually not a "he." In his own words, he is a woman.
I'm amazed there isn't more of this guy up here.
He's a "straight transgender lesbian". Clever.
|lotsmoreorcs - 2014-08-24 |
is there a lip smacking tag? he's got it down to an artform where it's essentially being used as punctuation!
|Jack Dalton - 2014-08-24 |
I watched part of this video and didn't see the point-- is he some sort of exhibit here? The youtube comments seem to tie him to CWC. Someone enlighten me.
It never ceases to amaze me; I've been a fan of CWC for almost six years now, and I'm *still* discovering Chrisicana I never knew existed!
There's more details in the ED article I linked above. Apparently he was an Alogger and a mid-level Chris troll, who tripped up and got torn apart by his own troll brethren.
One of his webcomics:
Even though I put all my chips on OWS I regretfully admit that these types of people were all too apparent all over the place (especially outside the actual Wall Street protests) and pretty much fucked it over from the inside without any need for the NSA, the CIA, or the 1% to get involved.
|Spaceman Africa - 2014-08-24 |
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