No one ruin this opportunity, this could actually work.
It's an ice bucket challenge, right?
Aside from the obvious insantity, our hero gives us a very selective version of the apparently literal, factual account in the Bible, strangely stopping at verse 39.
"But did you notice that Mr. Keller changed the 1 Kings 18 contest rules? If al-Baghdadi wins, he can kill Mr. Keller; if Mr. Keller wins, al-Baghdadi gets to go free (after renouncing his life of terror). That's not what happened in the Bible. Here's what Elijah told his followers to do after he won the prayer/animal sacrifice contest:
Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there. 1 Kings 18:40"
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
John Larroquette in the preview.
There's no stipulation if *nobody's* god responds. Kill them both I presume?
|Oscar Wildcat |
This is a bad bet. For they are cutting up their sacrificial journalists, and thanks to the USAF, fire is raining down on their offering. Sounds like Jehovah has been beat.
I thought the USAF was to be this guy's fiery ace in the hole.
"That wasn't Jehovah, that was an F-16!"
"Who can choose the means by which God's will is done? As it says in 1st Felchers, Chapter 7..."
Either that or he found a kind of wood that he thinks is sure to spontaneously combust after 61-120 minutes of exposure to the desert sun.
or maybe he is a demented asshole
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