|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Someone tries to do something un-boring. The authorities immediately reinstate boringness. A spokeman for the city said "We dont wanna have people being shaken out of their torpor here, theyre better off just eating fast food and watching tv until the planets natural resources are depleted"
(I dont know what came over me)
Should've kept it.
Far superior to our "a hoop" art piece, for instance.
Maybe we could get them to do another "Cows everywhere" thing here, except with big-donged Satans.
For some reason this reminded me of the late 90s, when the designated graffiti wall in Beverly, MA (that my train happened to go by twice a day) became home to a giant, well rendered mural of Stan jacking off. It was up or a year and nobody ever did anything about it, eventually someone else covered it up with a new piece.
Way to be more stuffy than Beverly in the 90s, Vancouver.
I am surprised that this is Vancouver though, as they actually have a Portland themed restaurant and bar now. They're trying to be more like us. Not that we're depraved but parents don't have a problem bringing their toddlers to a donut shop with cock-shaped donuts or dressing their kids in Slayer onesies.
Picture 9 in the article.
The local news puns.
In the 7 day forecast, we have a chance of hail Satan on Thursday but it looks like sun Satan the rest of the week.
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