Nice. Even Nowhere, South Dakota can produce alarmist journalism with the best of them
These are the same people who really believed that Judas Priest was telling you to worship Satan.
They do have a point, emo IS evil. Coming up at 10, Furries- and what you can do to stop them!
Getting your local news station to cover the dangers of emo: +20 emo points.
I wonder if there are emo deprogrammers, like Back In Control.
Very infotational. I never knew Emo hair was so deadly.
According to this website, they have a points system! They wear hair over one eye for a "half-vew"!
There's no mental problem? Ass, you don't cut yourself for fashion. Fucking hick.
What of this developing snow system!
|Colonel Cowlung |
That was fucking ridiculous.
More like f##king hilarious!
You're allowed to use bad words on this website.
puberty should be outlawed
I'm only a Class B Emu :(
if i still lived in south dakota, i'd want to cut myself too.
and I thought the juggalo news cast was funny. oh that news team should be shot.
|Daughters of Uzbek |
kingarthur, lord of adolescent angst.
They DO realise that half the things they found were probably parodies, right? Also, Emo Emu at 1:53
Every single source i saw on there was a joke.
I like to think they said the reporter's name was Lazy Chris. It seems like a real South Dakota name
How do you not notice that every one of your primary sources is a parody of your subject?
"emos" or "emotional people"
I want to see these guys do a news story on cosplay.
|Testicles of Doom |
Same with Rock, Metal, Punk, Goth, and Rap when they were discovered by the media. How ridiculous.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
HALF VIEW! EMO SCALE!
|Pie Boy |
Great job, WDAZ. You're only reinforcing their belief that nobody understands them.
Attempted suicide jackpot! =Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding= *emo coins everywhere*
Emo is the worst MMO ever.
|Ichigo Style |
They HAVE to cover one eye, guys. Keep that in mind.
|Geoff Marr |
Do you drink coffee?
Is is black?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
There's no news team quite like a local news team.
|mumbly joe |
i realize a vast ignorance grasps people when it comes to the 'square states', but i feel obligated to inform you guys that grand forks is actually located in north dakota.
+3 stars for emos raising fears in people.
-1 star for lack of geographic skills.
-1 star for failing to read the big 'STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA' clearly written on deputy buford's patch.
severian, you live in one of the other north/south states--you should know better.
"It's kinda like gothic without the boots and chains...you know, just totally pussy."
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