zatojones 
Nice. Even Nowhere, South Dakota can produce alarmist journalism with the best of them
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Hooper_X
These are the same people who really believed that Judas Priest was telling you to worship Satan.
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EvilHomer
They do have a point, emo IS evil. Coming up at 10, Furries- and what you can do to stop them!
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NoCode
Getting your local news station to cover the dangers of emo: +20 emo points.
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Old_Zircon
I wonder if there are emo deprogrammers, like Back In Control.
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phalsebob
Very infotational. I never knew Emo hair was so deadly.
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GoodAaron
According to this website, they have a points system! They wear hair over one eye for a "half-vew"!
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kingarthur
There's no mental problem? Ass, you don't cut yourself for fashion. Fucking hick.
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svraz
What of this developing snow system!
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Colonel Cowlung
That was fucking ridiculous.
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Cube
More like f##king hilarious!
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ebola You're allowed to use bad words on this website.
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hornung
puberty should be outlawed
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Hooker
I'm only a Class B Emu :(
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teethsalad
if i still lived in south dakota, i'd want to cut myself too.
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BAC
and I thought the juggalo news cast was funny. oh that news team should be shot.
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Daughters of Uzbek
kingarthur, lord of adolescent angst.
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bitter_jesus
They DO realise that half the things they found were probably parodies, right? Also, Emo Emu at 1:53
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Ashenblade
Every single source i saw on there was a joke.
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Camonk
I like to think they said the reporter's name was Lazy Chris. It seems like a real South Dakota name
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Spoonybard
How do you not notice that every one of your primary sources is a parody of your subject?
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athodyd
"emos" or "emotional people"
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Caminante
I want to see these guys do a news story on cosplay.
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Testicles of Doom
Same with Rock, Metal, Punk, Goth, and Rap when they were discovered by the media. How ridiculous.
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Mayberry Pancakes
EMO SCALE
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Tyfus
HALF VIEW! EMO SCALE!
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Pie Boy
Great job, WDAZ. You're only reinforcing their belief that nobody understands them.
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Chalkdust
Attempted suicide jackpot! =Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding= *emo coins everywhere*
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TheMarsTravolta
Emo is the worst MMO ever.
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ihounokyaku
Point system????
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Ichigo Style
They HAVE to cover one eye, guys. Keep that in mind.
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Geoff Marr
Do you drink coffee?
Is is black?
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j lzrd / swift idiot
There's no news team quite like a local news team.
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mumbly joe
i realize a vast ignorance grasps people when it comes to the 'square states', but i feel obligated to inform you guys that grand forks is actually located in north dakota.
+3 stars for emos raising fears in people.
-1 star for lack of geographic skills.
-1 star for failing to read the big 'STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA' clearly written on deputy buford's patch.
severian, you live in one of the other north/south states--you should know better.
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yourdeadgirlfriend
"It's kinda like gothic without the boots and chains...you know, just totally pussy."
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