if the engine blew on my flight, no force on heaven or earth would stop me from lighting up

Yeah. Cool flight attendant would say "smoke em if you got em." I'm really surprised at the utter serenity here (except for that baby) and our trusty cameraman making faces in the face what could be impending doom. ESPECIALLY after the pilot announces exactly what was wrong. "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE!"

I'm a shitty flyer, and have to get fairly shitfaced to fly. The oxygen masks fell as we were flying out of Atlanta during this huge thunderstorm, and everyone was freaking the fuck out. I remember thinking "oh well, at least I'll die with a buzz"

I'm fairly sure my size eleven boot crushing down on someone's windpipe while I gouged out their eyes with my fingers would put an end to anyone's smoking in such a situation.

I'm pretty sure my size 12 Adidas would.. oh never mind. I'll behave. :)

I just hope everyone on that flight got those little 8 dollar bottles of booze on the way out as an apology if they wanted them, and maybe a few extra hits of oxygen for the road.

Size 13 here. Eat your heart out, manlets.

My size tens would be dumbfounded by the guy flipping out because someone is smoking on an airplane moments before we were all going to die.

My size nine-and-a-halfs would be totally cool with it because this is probably just an extended flashback sequence, and in a few minutes I'll be on the Island and Michelle Rodriguez will have found the hatch.

It doesn't matter, smoking on a plane is against the law. I hope he was arrested and at least fined when they landed safely.

What is that baby got sick or something the next day? Fucking irresponsible garbage you all are.