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Desc:11-second selfie during in-flight emergency. Because why not?
Category:Accidents & Explosions, News & Politics
Tags:airplane, emergency landing, jetblue, selfie, Jet Blue
Submitted:sasazuka
Date:09/20/14
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-20
Hugo Weaving does not like wearing his oxygen mask.
Raggamuffin - 2014-09-20
"Ain't this some bullshit?" -Nick Cave

infinite zest - 2014-09-20
After some consideration I've decided not to endorse your airline. - Dr. Alan Grant

Kid Fenris - 2014-09-20
Oh, mommy! Mommy!

Don't you fuckin' look at me!

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-20
It'd take some prep and presence of mind, but I'd be tempted, were I on a plane that was pretty much fucked, to leave some kind of video message implying that reptilliods backed by [INSERT CELEBRITY PUNDIT HERE] are trying to take over the world, steal your guns, and control the gold market.

Or maybe imply that I knew too much and Glenn Beck was having the plane shot down.
SolRo - 2014-09-20
our phones break falling off a table, you think they'd survive a 600mph crash?

oddeye - 2014-09-20
I'd have a 14 page comic book printed on 1" thick tungsten slabs in this situation but I might not have enough time, in which I would drop it down to 11 pages at a push.

Cube - 2014-09-20
I don't know, memory cards are pretty durable.

Except this piece of shit 16GB Verbatim SD that just went unusable, even though I didn't use it that much, just kept it in my Android pad. Doesn't even show up as a drive in Windows anymore.

infinite zest - 2014-09-20
That's an interesting way of looking at it. I was thinking that if I was about to die, or at least thought there was a good chance, I'd try to call someone, kiss the person sitting next to me, or light up. But taking a selfie (and I don't know if that's what's running through peoples' minds) could provide black box-esque insight if the phone was recovered post-crash.

If you have a smartphone, I highly recommend getting an Otter case, which was at least sold to me as being able to withstand falling off half of a mountain, or something like that. The iPhone could snap like a twig, but one of those cases could potentially withstand the impact of a plane crash, not that anyone would want to test that theory.

SolRo - 2014-09-20
memory cards, digital cameras and cellphones have been around a almost two decades now, any stories of some being recovered from a crash and readable?

jangbones - 2014-09-20
just don't smoke or some rageaholic might step on your neck

Cube - 2014-09-20
Dying is the realest shit you're ever going to do, you better think it through before it hits you.

What would you do?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-20
Probably act in complete surprise, since if it doesn't hit you in the form of a disease, it's likely to be a pretty big surprise without a whole lot of time to get that book you've been meaning to read finished.

infinite zest - 2014-09-20
Also, what would happen if you thought you were going down and admitted to committing an unsolved murder or something as sort of a catholic confessional? They can still hear that whether you're on the phone or not.
oddeye - 2014-09-20
You'ed get arrested I'd imagine.

infinite zest - 2014-09-20
Yeah, I get that part.

Enjoy - 2014-09-20
I'm at about ~2M lifetime miles flying and I've been through:

about 9 aborted landings (somewhat common when there is confusion on the runway)

2 emergency landings (worst was landing gear wouldn't retract all the way and we were flying over DFW where a flight had just killed hundreds)

3 arrests during flight or after landing

2 deaths (one possibly due to farts)

1 audible stranger sex in the seat behind me

1 B2 bomber fly-by

1 missing a missile shooting us in the ass by about 4 hours (a few months ago)
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-09-20
"worst was landing gear wouldn't retract all the way and we were flying over DFW where a flight had just killed hundreds"

You referring to Delta Flight 191?

infinite zest - 2014-09-20
Yikes! My worst was an attempted IRA hijacking that somehow got thwarted minutes before we lifted off from Heathrow. I was too young to know what the IRA was, but there were guns. Lots of guns. The other was a bomb scare flying into Sydney, and we had to stay on the tarmac for at least 6 hours (maybe it just felt that long.) The AC was cut and they just showed the same movie over and over again, ironically Groundhog Day. To this day I can't watch that movie without thinking of that.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-09-20
Given how fast missiles fly, saying you missed one by 4 hours doesn't sound so much like a close call as having a tour guide say, "and in this very spot a missile once haunted the skies."

Kid Fenris - 2014-09-20
"2 deaths (one possibly due to farts)"

Now you just can't mention that without elaborating.

oddeye - 2014-09-20
Someone farted because a missile was somewhere near the plane 4 hours ago. Then he died.

Enjoy - 2014-09-20
Scrotom: yes Delta 191

Fenris: it's an old poe-news story but here you go
"The day before I left Germany I was having anxiety over not having the same exotic foods in the States. I had been in Germany for over a year and had enjoyed all the cheese and sausage varieties. ("käse" and "wurst" in German). So, that evening I went to the grocery store and loaded up. I remember buying a 12-pack of liverwurst, each with a different flavor. There was onion liverwurst, egg liverwurst, spicy liverwurst, and so on. I gorged myself that night and ate the whole spread.

When I boarded the plane the next morning, I was very happy to be in business class where I could lie down and sleep. I had cramps and flatulence so bad that I thought I was going to die. I tilted my seat back and rolled a blanket over me and finally fell asleep while suffering through the worst bout of noxious and vile gas ever.

Hours later I was woken by the intercom with a stewardess asking if there was a doctor on board. A crowd was gathered around me and they were treating an elderly man who was lying next to me. I hadn't realized that, in business class on the KLM 747-400, one seat tilts forward to form a bed and the next seat tilts backward. I had been gassing the elderly man next to me for hours.

They moved us to other seats so I don't know what happened to the man. If he did die, I at least made his final hours quite miserable. "
Bisekrankas - 2014-09-22
How did an engine fire cause loss of cabin pressure?
Bus_Aint_Comin - 2014-09-23
always secure your own mask before securing your device's.
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