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chumbucket - 2014-09-25

McDonalds again?

Scrimmjob - 2014-09-25

It's the exact same video.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-09-25

yeah, same video as before.

EvilHomer - 2014-09-25

I'll wait a few days just to make sure this is legit and not some elaborate hoax, but if it really is Chris, I will certainly donate some money!

What I don't get is why he's offering LEGO sets to backers. Lego toys are friggin' expensive (last time I bought one for my kid brother, it was over eighty bucks), so I imagine giving away sets would put a significant dent in his funds (assuming anyone actually meets his backer requirements, which I doubt). Worse, what's the point? If I'm going to send money to ChrisChan, I'd want something *personal* in exchange. A signed drawing, an original Lego sculpture, or hell better yet one of the many "relics" his troll-fans have extensively catalogued over the years. I'd be willing to spend fifty bucks if it meant I'd get a handdrawn Sonichu picture, and I'm sure there's at least three or four stalkers with poor money management skills who'd be willing to drop a grand for one of his medallions or his original Muscle Bra.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-09-25

It's a little mysterious to me also why he doesn't do this. Let's just say he doesn't have a mind for business, eh? But in his favor, I do think he's tried selling some of his work before with mixed results. For anything to actually work he would probably need a dealer. He's just too dysfunctional to conduct any kind of business himself.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-09-25

So what's the living status of the remaining Chandlers? They back in their home or still shacking up with whatever entity that can tolerate them?

Scrimmjob - 2014-09-25

They seemingly are still living in an apt provided by their insurance company?

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-25

I just checked sonichu.com, and apparently he's trying to sell his and his mom's cars for ,000 and ,000 respectively. NOTE: These mid-90's sedans have leaking batteries, cracked engines, and require a tow truck to "move".

My assumption is the insurance gravy train either has run out or is about to run out, and they have to find real lodging outside of anti-Troll Witness Protection.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-25

18 September 2014
Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now.
Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily.
I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key To Sex"

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-25

Christian Weston Chandler is going to pierce his taint because that's where the clitoris is located.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-09-25

I'm confused by his description. I can't see how the thing could a) be on his taint and b) be where the clit is simultaneously. Are there photos? GPS coordinates? Help me out here.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-09-25

I have no idea who told him your taint is the embryological equivalent of a clitoris. In the embryo, the genital tubercle forms either the clitoris or elongates to form the shaft of the penis,with the bottom tip of the glans being the closest equivalent to the actual clitoris.

But the taint? That's the saddest fucking thing I've read all day.

EvilHomer - 2014-09-25

I laughed so hard I literally choked. Actual literally, not figuratively literally.

He really is the best.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-09-25

See now here is where a dealer comes into play. A signed photo of the installation might fetch a fair price, at least until the initial shock and outrage subside.

baleen - 2014-09-25

you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!!

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-09-25

Oh no Baleen has been drinking again.

There's a message in your voicemail from some dude named Jaguar. A few, in fact. He wants to return your Steely Dan album.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-25

Can we please create a free-floating clitoris tag? Somehow? Maybe it could be used for Tumblr types. I don't know. But it must happen.

EvilHomer - 2014-09-25

"4D Clitoris".

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-09-25

The part with his dad at about 4:20 is still so fucking sad. He has angel wings and is negotiating with the principal for Chris to have friends. Dear god, this guy would be a tragic figure if he wasn't ALSO horrible in so many ways.

And oh, wasn't this highschool melted in the fire?

EvilHomer - 2014-09-25

Yeah, that part really stuck with me, too. I did a couple quick drawings of Bob as an angel because of that bit; it's sweet, and sad, and it's one of those details that really pushes Chris' entire body of work past just another entertaining spectacle, and into the realm of true art.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-26

There is no one on the planet whi can muster an existentially despondant sigh like C.W. Chandler.

Gallez - 2014-09-25

I hope he gets whatever he's asking for. It's just kind of tragic now and if any good can come out of it then I'm all for it.

Of course the next time I hear about CC he'll probably owe Kickstarter money, be living under a bridge, and disfigured by a lego-related injury.

Toenails - 2014-09-25

Am I the only one the noticed that the person filming this was a woman? Kudos Chris! Way not to scare a woman away from you!

(No really, I'm being very sincere)

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-26

It's his mom.

EvilHomer - 2014-09-27

What SDC said, but there have been unconfirmed reports that he completed his Fuck Side Quest (experts believe he might have bought a hooker in 2012). There was also some talk about him finding a new gal pal/ sweetheart last year, but I don't think anything came of it. He currently identifies as a homophobic trans lesbian with no plans to get rid of his penis, so I think the odds of him finding a boyfriend free girl are now officially zero.

He is trying, though:


BiggerJ - 2014-09-27

He currently believes he has a girlfriend - details at http://sonichu.com/cwcki/2014_Anonymous_Sweetheart .

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-09-28

Quantum physicists should study Chris-Chan so they can explain to me what the fuck his sexual orientation is.

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